The Pre-Stained Clothing Company

The only thing worse than being caught with your pants down is being caught with your hideously "tiger striped" pants down. With Easy Tiger Pre-Stained Underwear the wearer no longer has to make excuses like ‘Oh my god, I must have put on my roommates underwear by mistake. God he is going to be so embarrassed when I tell him about this.’ Or ‘My ex-girlfriend used to like to wear my underwear … I know I know, why do you think I dumped her?’ They can just say they came stained and they're off the hook*.

* Stains printed on.