About Us/FAQ:
Also see our shipping faq
Q1. Are the stains on your clothing real?
A1. God no. The stains on our clothing are artistic (we use this word loosely) representations of what your clothing might look like if you had a slap dash approach to personal hygiene. If the stains were real there would be “health” issues. It did cross our minds to do it that way though.
Q2. I’m worried that I’m not cool enough to carry this off. What are your thoughts?
A2. We’ve seen you and we’re worried about this too. Are you really wearing those shoes? They’re so 2007.
Q3. Will wearing pre-stained clothing encourage other guys to soil themselves on my clothing?
A3. We hope so. And when they do, it will say “Easy Tiger” on your shirt so you’ll have an out, at least for the look. No comment on the potential smell.
Q4. Who is Easy Tiger Corp?
A4. Easy Tiger Corp is the brainchild of two young gentlemen who have a dream of ridding the world of the embarrassment of unsightly stains and one older moneyed gentleman who had previously thought the world’s best invention was brown underwear.
Q5. Is this website a joke?
A5. Only in the sense that it is funny (or we hope it is). We do really sell pre-stained underwear and shirts and we do really believe it is a great, world changing, idea.
Q6. I think your product is stupid, and that you aren’t funny. What should I do?
A6. Please tell all of your friends how stupid and unfunny we are.
Q7. I think Pre-Stained Underwear is a terrible and vulgar idea.
A7. That's not a question. Regardless, you're not alone. Check out our Press Page if you want to know what other people are saying.
